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Hiding under the maple leaf: The Canadian Underground Network of Traitors (CUNT).
When President Trump talks about threats to America, most people think about China, the EU or maybe those pesky Mexican cartels. But there's an internal threat carefully concealed within the confounds of our society, hiding in plain sight, and it's time someone had the courage to expose it.
Why Big Ben should be replaced by a Massive Mohammed
As a Christian, I regard it as my duty to support the rights of religious minorities and I’m proud of my patronage of the monthly British Union of Muslim Christian Understanding Meeting's (BUMCUM).
Why I drive on the right as a statement against Brexit
There comes a point in every serious European’s life when symbolic gestures are no longer enough. Posting a Ukrainian flag emoji. Having 'FBPE' in your social media profile. Correcting strangers’ pronunciation of "croissant."
Believe all women apart from Mason Greenwood's wife
As a post-revolutionary seventh wave feminist, I live according to one overriding principle, which I will capitalise to leave the reader in no doubt about my sincerity: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN There is just one exception to this rule: Mason Greenwood's wife.
Why I closed down an all-male panel on childhood cancer treatment
As my 30,000 social media followers will have noticed, I have recently experienced some vicious social media bullying.
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Blank picture wins modern art award
The contemporary art world caused a stir this week after the internationally renowned Annual Exhibition of Conceptual Excellence awarded its £75,000 grand prize to a completely blank canvas.
Big Ben to be replaced by ‘Massive Mohammed’ in landmark inclusivity drive
The Government is understood to be considering plans to replace Big Ben with a significantly larger monument provisionally titled “Massive Mohammed”, in what insiders describe as a bold attempt to modernise Britain’s image, both to British citizens and to potential antagonists abroad.
Bluesky 'not a satire' - report
It has been uncovered that Bluesky, the social media site, is not a parody website created to satirise liberal attitudes but a real social network with genuine users posting their actual opinions.
Plaid: Wales to drive on the right
Fresh from victory in the Senedd elections and eager to demonstrate the practical benefits of devolution, Plaid Cymru has announced plans for Wales to begin driving on the right-hand side of the road by 2028.
Working class vote in wrong way state middle class experts
'Working class' people do not vote for what is good for them, according to a report by a committee of middle class experts, named The Society of Monitoring Underclass Grunts (SMUG)
Starmer's horse to be 'Stop Burnham' candidate
In his latest bid to stop Andy Burnham re-entering Parliament, Sir Keir Starmer is planning to run his horse as a 'Stop Burnham' candidate.